Revenge Acrostic

Sometimes I am the bigger person. Sometimes not.

I is for indifference

R is for the rat’s ass you could give

A is for arrogance incarnate, a.k.a

you,  

treating me like a poltergeist,

annoying but harmless, dismissible.

I is for irritating, your natural state

R is for the respect you’re due when hell freezes over 

A is for aversion, which is mutual;

mine, for your affected scarf-tossing

yours, for my effusiveness (which pisses you off, so i do it on purpose).

you suck the joy-marrow out of house-hunting,

an activity i love as much as writing angry poems

which reminds me,

thanks for showing us the house yesterday. we’re not interested.